A long, long time ago when all my internet friends still blogged (and I used to spend my weekends making lactose-free banana splits and watching Redbox movies with my dog.. ahem..) we used to participate in a link up called "Things I Learned Over the Weekend." I think it was because no one actually likes reading weekend recaps, but ha! Joke's on me 'cause apparently that's all I do now. Anywho, let's talk about what I learned over those three sacred days, shall we?
I learned that I don't take photos of girls night when I'm busy demanding the attention of the room with every update/thought/idea that pops into my head.
I learned that I do not like walking into clubs by myself. Hey girl. Where's your boyfriend? No, really. Where's he at? Hey! Hey. NO.
I learned that even while intoxicated I am very conscious of not consuming the sour cream sneakily living in my burrito--and by conscious of it, I mean make as big a mess as possible while still consuming all of the sour cream and by my burrito, I mean my boyfriend's.
I learned I can, in fact, fit an entire bottle of wine into my new Wine2Go foldable wine bottle, but more on that later.
I learned that soju is a sorry excuse for a vodka substitute, but Portal is my new favorite Oaktown brunch spot regardless.
I learned that Ziggy's just using me for my food. I guess I knew that already.
I learned that people care about boxing?
I learned that if you miss the ball and end up spinning around in a full 360 (multiple times) and you're sore all over the next day, you're probably doing it wrong.
I learned that Chubby Noodle does unlimited dim sum and mimosas until 3pm on Saturdays and Sundays. And that I freaking love dim sum.
I learned that I clearly have zero self-restraint on weekends (oh hai, bikini bod).
I learned that the Orpheum theater is super rad and that "Book of Mormon" is wow-I'm-definitely-going-hell-if-there-is-one-peed-my-pants funny.
Those were my weekend lessons. Did you learn anything this weekend? Do share.