It's been a minute since I confessed anything around here, but that's all about to change, amigos. Plucky in Love is taking over Wednesday's confessional linkup and I'm psyched, so let's do some confessing, shall we?
+I had my first PSL of the season the other day and in true basic bitch fashion, I brought it on a hike for which I forgot water and during which I Snapchatted incessantly (add me @marymackensie).
+I went to a barre class the other night and it was the first one I'd been to without my #swolemates in a while, so naturally I slammed my forehead into the mirror in between pliés at the bar. I neurotically giggle-screamed and the chick next to me wasn't amused.
+I stepped in dog poo before driving to work. Didn't find it until my desk smelled a whole lot like excrement. I never explained this to my desk-mates.
+I ran out of tampons in the abyss that is my purse and was forced to pay 25 cents to the antiquated tampon-dispenser machine for the first time in, oh maybe, ever. Turns out those effers are the cardboard monstrosities that barely even count as real tampons and to top it off, they were regulars. PSA: If a lady is turning to a quarter machine for a last-ditch tampon situation, they should at least be supers.
+I tried to actually put on makeup in the morning and dropped my foundation in the toilet.
+I.Can't.Stop.Buying.Clothes. Online shopping is dangerous.
+When ordering a giant sub with excessive mayo and mustard all over it, I never ever grab napkins. When I'm eating salad, however, I grab 15. I'm always too hungry to make another trip to the napkin dispenser, so I end up with a mayo-stache.
+I actually really like this song.
Go link up your confessions with the Plucky one here!
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