Hello friends! It feels like such a long time since I aired my dirty laundry for your entertainment, so here I am with some humpday confessions. What better way to break my silence/weekend-post-only streak than with some embarrassing factoids about little old me? Yeah, okay, here goes.
-I had my first pumpkin flavored latte today and told myself I wasn't just like all the other generic white females because a) I wasn't wearing yoga pants at the time and b) it was from Peet's, not Starbucks. Then I took a selfie and realized they were lies, but I enjoyed every second of it.
-I started a free trial at a gym near my apartment and since I haven't lifted weights or done much strength training at all besides yoga here and there in the past couple months, I literally couldn't lift as much as the 80-year-old woman doing the circuit in front of me.
-I also didn't bring a towel. ALL the sweat on ALL the machines.
-The other night I flirted with a server via credit card receipt. Because I'm 12.
-I was on a treadmill facing a huge window facing the street and while sweating my beet red face off, said server walked by. I'm 79% sure he recognized me.
-While practicing back bend kick overs the other day (because I'm constantly preparing for a fictitious gymnastic meet), I smashed my shins into a chair. It hurt like a mofo, but the bruises have not been nearly as impressive as the pain continues to be. I find this weirdly disappointing.
-There are a lot of serious blog topics floating around my brain and notes app lately, but I can't bring myself to start them, so I imagine hitting 'publish' once I finish any of them will be that much more difficult.
-I finally got the demon watch to stop beeping at me every night and I didn't even use a hammer!! This is not a confession so much as a truly great accomplishment.
-I keep listening to the same music on Spotify over and over. Can someone please send me a playlist full of new music, every song of which will blow my mind? That would be great. Thanks.
That's all I've got for now. Happy humpday! Go link up with Kathy.