(Ultra Whiny) Confessions | One To Nothin'

(Ultra Whiny) Confessions

I confess...
Blogging is hard.
There are two empty bottles of wine in my kitchen. Yesterday they were full.
I bawled my eyes out when my workout video wouldn't play. Like, full on temper tantrum sobs.
I went running to make the crying stop and after six miles I decided it was time to drink.. and eat pizza.
I've been hungover, crampy and internally bleeding all damn day.
I've been sneaking Brookside Dark Chocolate Acai Berries all day every day for the past two weeks.
I felt guilty about it yesterday, but instead of not eating them I did squats while I ate them.
I had no idea the singer from Neon Trees looked like this.
I keep remembering things I'd really like to do, like go see "The Fault in Our Stars" or buy groceries, but then I remember that I'm poor.
The other day I got peed, pooped and puked on by the dude baby for a total of three costume changes. Then Ziggy puked on me too.
I still don't know where I'll be moving come July 31st.

Party on, Garth.




9 comments:

  1. Perfect use of each and every gif here. And re: that last one, fingers crossed you find some clarity soon. Feel free to email again if you want to chat about it!

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  2. the way i see it, dark chocolate is healthy so eat some with no guilt. i do that -- eat dark chocolate if i feel the need to eat something sweet. they say it's good for your heart or some jazz like that so hey, i'm just doing what's good for my heart :)

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  3. Personally, the wine confessions was my favorite. Also, I can't even run a mile, so six is amazing impressive.
    Kallie - But First, Coffee

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  4. At least you can run six miles, I can hardly run six feet. Sad, but true. Hopefully your day has gotten better!

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  5. haha I LOVE YOU FOR THE FACT THAT YOU ATE THE GOODIES WHILE WORKING OUT! My kind of girl

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  6. Those are chocolate squats and they're great for the booty!

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  7. YOUR CONFESSIONS ARE THE CUTEST.
    and seriously you can come live with me and shitler...

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  8. I totally count my Brookside berries as my "fruit" portions.
    30 Rock gifs FTW!

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