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I confess..


I went to work yesterday only to realize I had the day off.

I was not expecting to be this intrigued by Steinbeck's "East of Eden," but it's crazy, man.

I keep getting weird bumps all over my arms every time I go in the sun. I'm destined to be a ghost forever.

An 18-year-old-looking dude working at the fair hit on me while I was chaperoning a bunch of 11-year-olds. I got some free games out of it but lost miserably.

He originally thought I was their mom.. Wtf, mate?

I'm feeling the new Ariana Grande song.

I must be giving off the spinster vibe because everyone (including one of the aforementioned 11 year olds) is trying to set me up.

I ate half of a giant family-sized bag of bbq chips yesterday.

I wish I had the other half with me right now so I could finish it off.

The sweet potatoes in my kitchen have sprouted and I'm considering just decorating with them because apparently they are the only type of plant I can keep alive.

Some of the search terms bringing people to my blog lately are truly disturbing. I mean they make me laugh until I remember that someone actually typed that stuff into Google hoping to find it. Ew.

Linking up with Kathy.

12 comments:

  1. I love the Problems song! It gets stuck in my head all the time.

    Mmmmm bbq chips sound delightful right about now.

    Google search terms creep me out most of the time too because you know people had to think about how to search for what they wanted.

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  2. you're not going to share the search terms!?! also i would eat the other half of the bbq chips so you don't feel guilty about eating the whole bag because i am that good of a friend

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  3. I need to check out the Problems song! BBQ chips always seem to hit the spot- enjoy the second half!!

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  4. I'm digging that songs too. And the reason you only ate half was because the other half of the bag was for me, yes?

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  5. Okay. I feel as though you need to share some of those google search terms now ;)

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  6. So I hadn't checked my search results traffic in a while and your confession made me want to check. I got "sexy hospital" "she said sorry but I dont no" "what number is 888-601-6302" "a year later my ex" "butt hurt hospital" and "the face I make". WIN.

    And the sweet potato thing is HILARIOUS.

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  7. I am hooked on the Problem song. I think the same thing about my search results traffic!

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  8. oh hi can you please inform me what these search terms are? im intrigued.

    ps you look pretty.

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  9. Wow you must have been really tired or distracted not to remember you had the day off ;)

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  10. Love this confession blog. And I know how you feel about the sweet potatoes thing. I killed my orchid and then my mom got me a toy, plastic, solar powered little plant, and I even killed that. The "plant I couldn't kill." And I've definitely had the occasional sprouting sweet potatoes and even spaghetti squash.

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  11. Your sweet potatoes were pretty awesome. They needed faces.

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  12. Oh, or this for the potatoes: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/potatoes-that-look-like-channing-tatum

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