I have some really big goals and ambitions (is that repetitive and redundant?) for this life of mine, but there's one that I've been working on for quite some time now and failing miserably at despite my appropriately located Bay Area self..
And it absolutely has to do with finding a vodka and tomato juice drink adorned with epic amounts of food. Bring on the Bloody Marys, y'all.
This is serious. I've told many a person about this goal of mine and I have yet to do jack diddly squat about it. The few times I've tried, I ended up with a glass of spicy V8 with a lime wedge stuck on the side. In other words, a big fat pile of disappointment.
So who's down to help me fulfill my dreams by finding the Bay Area's most bacon-filled, olive-stuffed, celery-swamped, sushi-gorged Bloody Mary with me? Bay Bloody Blate? Yea?
And if we were to find this one, my life would be made. Like, complete. I'm drooling looking at this picture right now. Ridiculous. In fact maybe we shouldn't, because I'd probably just take a sip (after several bites) and just float up to heaven right then and there, and we all know I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. So let's get PISSED.