"Man, I feel GOOD. I must be improving."
"These songs are so perfect! Why do I have such great taste in music?!"
"It even smells good outside today!"
"Wow, I'm halfway already? I'm practically a Kenyan."
"I hope no one sees me dancing."
"Oh hey stud muffin, I see you over there waving!"
"Is this what a runner's high feels like?"
"Running is so awesome."
"I'm gonna look like Shak in no time."
"I'm done already! Awesome, I think I'll take Ziggy for a victory lap."
"Cool, I have a cramp in the first mile."
"How am I getting worse at running?!"
"An 11-minute mile???? I might as well be a peg-legged turtle."
"How could I possibly think running when it's 90 degrees out was a good idea?"
"I can smell my flesh burning."
"I wonder if anyone has actually fried an egg on a sidewalk.."
"I don't even know this song! Wtf? This is my music library!"
"WHO BOUGHT THESE SONGS?!"
"I have THE worst taste in music ever."
"I can feel a blister coming in."
"Really, dude? You're honking at me right now? I look like a smashed up tomato."
"How about you give me a ride instead of honking at me?"
"My sweat is burning my eyes. Eyebrows, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!"
"I think I'm gonna vom."
"Ooooh a SHAKIRA song! She would run faster right now."
"I can't forget to take a sweaty selfie after this."
"I shouldn't have eaten right before this.."
"I can hear all the liquid sloshing around my insides right now."
"Maybe this is what Kelis meant.."
"My stomach shake brings all the boys to the yard!"
"Oh shit, that guy just saw me dancing.."
"Vanessa Carlton! This is my jam! Wait, is it Michelle Branch?"
"Why are they the same person?"
"So many bikers! Get out of here. Think you're cool with your wheels?"
"Whoa that chick is way faster than I am."
"She probably just started. Maybe I should tell her I'm on mile 8.."
"Woo hoo, I'm done! I hope I'm #1 of my friends on Nike+.."
Here's my Fitness in July calendar. I went ahead and added my long runs for each week so I wouldn't forget and hopefully I'll actually do them all. Anyone know of a Bay Area half the weekend of the 26th? If so, let's do it.
Stars & Stripes
Sleek & Slender Abs