Thoughts I have while running.. | One To Nothin'

Thoughts I have while running..


"Man, I feel GOOD. I must be improving."
"These songs are so perfect! Why do I have such great taste in music?!"
"It even smells good outside today!"
"Wow, I'm halfway already? I'm practically a Kenyan."
"I hope no one sees me dancing."
"Oh hey stud muffin, I see you over there waving!"
"Is this what a runner's high feels like?"
"Running is so awesome."
"I'm gonna look like Shak in no time."
"I'm done already! Awesome, I think I'll take Ziggy for a victory lap."

"Cool, I have a cramp in the first mile."
"How am I getting worse at running?!"
"An 11-minute mile???? I might as well be a peg-legged turtle."
"How could I possibly think running when it's 90 degrees out was a good idea?"
"I can smell my flesh burning."
"I wonder if anyone has actually fried an egg on a sidewalk.."
"I don't even know this song! Wtf? This is my music library!"
"WHO BOUGHT THESE SONGS?!"
"I have THE worst taste in music ever."
"I can feel a blister coming in."
"Really, dude? You're honking at me right now? I look like a smashed up tomato."
"How about you give me a ride instead of honking at me?"
"My sweat is burning my eyes. Eyebrows, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!"
"I think I'm gonna vom."
"Running blows."

"Ooooh a SHAKIRA song! She would run faster right now."
"I can't forget to take a sweaty selfie after this."
"I shouldn't have eaten right before this.."
"I can hear all the liquid sloshing around my insides right now."
"Maybe this is what Kelis meant.."
"My stomach shake brings all the boys to the yard!"
"Oh shit, that guy just saw me dancing.."
"Vanessa Carlton! This is my jam! Wait, is it Michelle Branch?"
"Why are they the same person?"
"So many bikers! Get out of here. Think you're cool with your wheels?"
"Whoa that chick is way faster than I am."
"She probably just started. Maybe I should tell her I'm on mile 8.."
"Woo hoo, I'm done! I hope I'm #1 of my friends on Nike+.."


Here's my Fitness in July calendar. I went ahead and added my long runs for each week so I wouldn't forget and hopefully I'll actually do them all. Anyone know of a Bay Area half the weekend of the 26th? If so, let's do it.

Here are the videos I did so far:
Stars & Stripes
St. Tropez
Sleek & Slender Abs

10 comments:

  1. Hahaha my same thoughts when you said, "Vanessa Carlton! This is my jam! Wait, is it Michelle Branch?"

    Xo, Kelsey

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  2. I was laughing through this whole post!!! I can relate to so many of your running thoughts! "Oh shit, that guys just saw me dancing"...story of my life.

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  3. This is hilarious! Your running thoughts are a lot more positive than mine. I think mine are more along the line of:
    "Okay, I got this. I'm going to make running my b*tch!"
    "Oh this song is awesome, I can totally run to this!"
    "Man, I am exhausted and breathing way to hard.."
    "Side cramp! Side cramp! Must stop running, I am dying!"
    "What do you mean I've only ran one block?!"
    "Screw this, I'm going home"

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  4. hahahahaha. fo reals laughed through this whole thing. My personal fave: "Vanessa Carlton! This is my jam! Wait, is it Michelle Branch?" whyyyyy

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  5. "Wow, I'm halfway already? I'm practically a Kenyan." dying. glorious. totally know the feeling for like 2 mins, then it's back to struggs. also, don't make the mistake i did last night and try to run after you eat tacos. ugh.

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  6. "Really, dude? You're honking at me right now? I look like a smashed up tomato." dying inside!!!! oh em gee. I love this oh so much.

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  7. "Vanessa Carlton! This is my jam! Wait, is it Michelle Branch?"
    "Why are they the same person?"

    omg I thought I was the only one who ever thought this!!

    You are so funny! love the Kenyan joke!!!

    Sx

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  8. This is absolutely hilarious and I don't ever even run. OOOOH A SHAKIRA SONG!

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  9. 100% bad run day for me today and my thought was 'da-fuk am i doing with my life'. I'm NOT a warm weather runner and my legs are shit after a 12 hour work day :(

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  10. son of a bitch you're so motivated.
    in my defense i totally worked out last. give me a cookie/medal.

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