I've been a little distracted the past week or so and somehow managed to completely miss my blog's two year anniversary (for SHAME). And since this is the longest I've stuck with just about anything, aside from relationships and running, I thought I'd throw a party. But not just any party, friends, a summer party-- kid style.
It's going to be awesome. Wanna know why? I will tell you (faster than you can say poopty, puepty, pants-s).
First we'll put these jams on:
Then the itinerary will include:
Slip-n-sliding (if your hips aren't black and blue the next day, you did it wrong)
Shaving cream fights (eyes must burn)
Playing with watermelons in the pool
Water balloons stuffed into bathing suits (because it's hilarious to pretend they're your butt and boobs)
Egg toss competitions
Making ourselves into ice cream sundaes
An epic pudding fight
Turning the sprinklers on under the trampoline
Making mud pies out of the mess accruing under the trampoline
Cannon ball competitions
Marshmallow roasting and s'more eating
Serious games of truth or dare (if no one makes out, you did it wrong)
Drinking Jell-O through straws
Ouija board playing
Shaking up sparkling grape juice and spraying it at each other
Slow dancing (and lots of giggling about who's dancing with whom)
And we'll play so hard that we fall asleep or cry.
Sound like a plan? You better come or you're not invited to my birthday party.
PS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. BEARD MAN!